The Internet Is Super Stressed That Low-Rise Jeans Are Coming Back

Yesterday, in an unexpected turn of events, The Cut declared that low-rise jeans would soon make a triumphant return to closets everywhere, and the internet lost its damn mind.

I am so stressed about low rise jeans coming back let me tell you.

— monkey on the car (@87sausages) December 21, 2018

A common sentiment: Nope. Not happening. Not a chance in hell.

I’ll wear nothing before I put on a pair of low rise jeans. Got me fucked up

— andrea (@vdreaa) December 21, 2018

In fact, some said they would rather die than put them on their bodies.

The only time you’ll ever catch me wearing low rise jeans again is if someone forced them onto my body in the casket before lowering me into the ground

— sunnz (@sunnzya) December 21, 2018

Others got intellectual about it!

My hot take: Low-rise pants are misogynistic. They’re designed to reduce women’s mobility and comfort in favor of attracting the straight male gaze.

There’s a REASON that the (male-led) fashion industry is trying to make this happen just as women become empowered and powerful.

— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) December 21, 2018

A few people were kind of into it, though!

pls don’t hate on low rise jeans coming back... I have an extremely short waist and stupid long legs, so anything high waisted makes me look like a less cute version of this pic.twitter.com/YcFKqGJTd0

— Orange Joe (@psylawn) December 21, 2018

I can’t wait until the return of low rise jeans, I have no ass and a pretty nice lower stomach + giant, protruding hip bones for no reason LET ME SHOW THEM OFF

— Nicole 🌲🕯 (@BayernWitch) December 21, 2018

My take? If you don't like 'em...don't wear 'em! Hold on to your high waists for dear life, like this woman. Or don't! Your booty, your choice!

With the return of low rise jeans remember this:
We are the captains of our own destiny. Let your ass live it's best life

— CHRISTMAS BITCH (@The_Fake_Nicole) December 21, 2018

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